Title: "Matchmaker" 1/1 Author: Brenda (azewewish) Featuring: Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Jake Gyllenhaal/Josh Hartnett Rating: R Summary: Wherein Orlando has a plan. Feedback: Love it. Disclaimer: Never happened. Notes: A horribly, terribly, retardedly very belated birthday gift for idiosyncratic. Only for her would I attempt this. Special thanks to cupiscent for all of the betas.